Bitches it’s drag race season….and im a big bitch so beneath me there is tons of shade..lets go
Kelly Mantle: I am bummed as fuck..pre show i was stoked as hell and you’re a funny bitch but on the show (possibly due to the edit) ya were just boring and the outfit was just not awwright,alright ..This is why i hate sewing challenges though…good funny talented bitches go home for bacon outfits…Still a fantle though..loved eliminated..love ya, pop outta a box sometime.
Magnolia : ya hot as a dude, but yous a snooze as a lady ,okay? k, good.
Bianca Del rio : love ya, ya clowny cunt.. My mother says she hates your makeup and i said you’d hate hers too.(#soontobehomeless)
Courtney Act: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhh lawwdd..Sorry Jade, sorry vivienne, sorry urrybuddy, the queen of fish has arrived..and she’s talented (yall know i’ll be linking to russia with love soon, kay?) shes funny and just a tad hot as a man.
Milk: lordd idk..Obviously like the rest of the internet i would mind some of man milk’s man milk but the drag is so back and forth for me..Some of the audition looks are soo artistic and awesome and some are just a lil too halloween..idk i’m loving her personality though even if i’m not entirely on board her looks.
Adore Delano: first episode surprise…i hated dis bitch preseason but her in ep 1 ,kinda charming…right out of the gate with IM A FUCKING LIBRA ..i chuckled…i feel she got off easy just cause she’s new cause that gown was nott cute..but she’s growin on e.
Laganja estranja : …yupp…alyssa’s drag daughter…dancing skills for days, and a tad obnoxiously over the top..hopefully, like alyssa, she’ll tone a bit and it’ll just be charming.
Vivacious : ohh honey, i love your voice and your personality is rather nice so far, but i just am not feeling it..
STEVE smi„ i mean joslyn fox…awkard adorable congeniality fish. yaaas.
Gia Gunn: Absolutelyyyyyy…………a cunt.
Darrienne lake : with the sewing challenge out of the way,i can see her being a contender, at least till the next fucking useless sewing challenge.
Trinity K bonet: like an even less interesting tyra sanchez…outfits fine, nothing special..and how the fuck did her picture beat courtney act?? i mean she was clombin about like god damnned seabiscuit (was she the black horse joslyn was talking about??)
April Carrion: The PR queen of the season and i think finally we get away without the language barrier edit..bitch is fierce as f and almost took home that win first week..
and lastly ,BEN delacreme…ooh gurl…if they give you the “IM just friends of jinkx” edit..i’ll be pissed as f.. she is fierce…a character ,yes..and they’ll read her for that..but that character is polished, and charming…both super funny and super fierce , she’s got the full package of camp and glamour going on so far…
Who I think should get top 3 : Ben, Bianca, Courtney…will that happen??? prolly the fuck not..I swear though…gia best not be in dat lineup…mmmkayy..